Settlers of Catan
Ed's cities were making me weep,
He was short of the game by one veep,
He basically stole,
cards on every roll -
The two other players were sheep.
I first played it in Kindergarten,
With a uptight young boy, name of Martin,
I asked "Can I be yellow?"
And he only said "hell, no",
I guess you could say he was spartan.