Vinnie (palpablevt) wrote in boardgamers,
Vinnie
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Board game limericks!

I'm a little ashamed to say that these came to me while I was in the shower this morning, and I'm slightly more ashamed to post them. So please add your own! (you need to know the games to get the limericks; click on the names to see their descriptions)

Settlers of Catan
Ed's cities were making me weep,
He was short of the game by one veep,
He basically stole,
cards on every roll -
The two other players were sheep.

Attika
I first played it in Kindergarten,
With a uptight young boy, name of Martin,
I asked "Can I be yellow?"
And he only said "hell, no",
I guess you could say he was spartan.
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